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Oh Elon, you so cray cray. We’re almost
certain you are high as a kite everytime you
tweet some weird s$%t about crypto
currency (to the moon!). Another eccentric
billionaire obsessed with space travel and
getting to the red planet. Maybe your billions
could make a difference here on earth. Some
billionaires have humble beginnings but not
old Elon. We aren’t saying he has had his life
handed to him on a silver platter, but more
than likely an emerald encrusted one... with
his father owning an emerald mine in his
native South Africa. (Apparently he would
walk around with emeralds in his pocket as a
teenager.) So, are we looking for another
mine on mars? Would we have electricity up
there to power our Teslas? Who knows, but
we know we love us a Red IPA made with 5
different malts giving toffee and spicy notes
(from a bit of rye) holding up the Simcoe,
Amarillo, Eclipse and Cryo Idaho 7 hops.
Save earth! It’s the only planet with beer!
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